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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

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Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Is Veuve Clicquot Brut a good champagne?

No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

No go.

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Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

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Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

No way

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