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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:27

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Thumbs down again.
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Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Is Veuve Clicquot Brut a good champagne?
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
No go.
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Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
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Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way